do you ever just realize
i really fucking love the lord of the rings
Imagine ejaculating in space and your semen just shoots out and moves forward through the vacuum forever, on a long star trek through the cosmos.
Until it comes close to a planetary body and the force of gravity alters its course and then it plummets through the atmosphere of some alien world and lands on some dude’s head.
tumblr is singlehandedly forever fucking with my google search analytics
okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post
so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out
and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…
At least it worked???
That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.
do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid
WHAT THE FUCK